I'm stopping at a lovely little bed and breakfast, and its apparent 30 minutes ago that I have officially entered a competition with the host.
The unspoken rules are quite simple; create the most amusing pose using the supplied soft toy.
I have reconstructed pose #1 for your benefit;
Upon my return, I was delighted to see the said bear take on a different pose
Following deep thought, I have prepared my attack;
I will be sure to post the pose I get in return.